June 2012
3 tags
Mariah and I are both working 9 hour shifts...
the movie 21 Jump Street is hilarious... and...
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
2 tags
gotta get up at 6:30 to take my GED test, but I'm...
I just realized that Dean didn't punch the Cupid...
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
thebitcheslovemishacollins:
flutiebear:
No wonder Dean got mad. :(
pantere:
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
3 tags
me: wanna go to the farmers market tomorrow? they open at 8
mom: OK BUT WE HAVE TO BE THERE RIGHT WHEN THEY OPEN, I HAVE THINGS TO DO
*next morning*
me: mom......it's two til 8.......
mom: WELL WE DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE RIGHT AT 8, WE CAN GO AS SOON AS MY NAILS ARE DONE OK
mom: *continues to paint her toenails*
me: ......................wow.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
